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A Happy Home

From Mrs Joyce Meyer USA TV Evangelist A GOOD WOMAN, MAKES A GOOD WIFE AND A GOOD WIFE BECOMES A GOOD MOTHER. A GOOD MOTHER GIVES BIRTH TO A GOOD CHILD. IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE EMULATE THESE STEPS BELLOW: 1). Never raise your voice for any reason to your husband. Its a sign of disrespect. 2). Don't expose your husband's weaknesses to your family and friends. It will bounce back at you. You are each other's keeper. 3). Never use attitudes and moods to communicate to your husband, you never know how your husband will interpret them. Defensive women don't have a happy home. 4). Never compare your husband to other men, you've no idea what their life is all about. If you attack his Ego, his Love for you will diminish. 5). Never ill treat your husband's friends because you don't like them, the person who's supposed to get rid of them is your husband. 6). Never forget that your husband married you, not your maid or anyone else. Do your duties. 7). Neve...

👀 BREAKING!

FINALLY- The Senate has passed the Electoral Act No. 6 2010 Amendment Bill 2017 into law. ......Card Reader technology to be fully implemented henceforth ......House of Reps aspirants to pay N1,000,000.00 ......State Assembly aspirants to pay 500,000,00 1. There shall now be full biometric accreditation of voters with Smart Card Readers and/or other technological devices, as INEC may introduce for elections from time to time. 2. Presiding Officers must now instantly transmit accreditation data and results from Polling Units to various collation centers. Presiding officer who contravene this shall be imprisoned for at least 5 years (no option of fine). 3. All Presiding Officer must now first record accreditation data and polling results on INEC’s prescribed forms before transmitting them. The data/result recorded must be the same with what they transmitted. 4. INEC now has unfettered powers to conduct elections by electronic voting. 5. Besides manual registers, INEC is now...

HEALTH BENEFITS OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES

*BANANAS* 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 •Protect your heart. •Strengthen bones. •Control blood pressure •Block diarrhea. *BEANS* 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓 •Prevent constipation. •Help hemorrhoids. •Lower cholesterol. •Combat cancer. •Stabilize blood sugar. *BROCCOLI* •Strengthens. •Saves eyesight. •Combats cancer. •Protects your heart. •Controls blood pressure. *CABBAGE* •Combats cancer. •Prevents constipation. •Promotes weight loss. •Protects your heart. •Helps hemorrhoids. *CARROTS* 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕 •Save eyesight. •Protect your heart. •Prevent constipation. •Combat cancer. •Promote weight loss. *CAULIFLOWER* 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼 •Protects against Prostate Cancer. •Combats Breast Cancer. •Strengthens b...

*Just want to be motivational a little*

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 *Asset vs Liability* One day, the son of a rich man, who was an undergraduate, approached his father and the following discussion took place. Son: Dad, may I speak with you? Dad: Go ahead. Son: Among all my classmates, I am the only one without a car. It is embarrassing. Dad: What do you want me to do? Son: I need a car. I don't want to feel odd. Dad: Do you have a particular car in mind? Son: Yes dad (smiling) Dad: How much? Son: $1600 Dad: I will give you the money on one condition. Son: What is the condition? Dad: You will not use the money to buy a car but invest it. If you make enough profit from the investment, you can go ahead and buy the car. Son. Deal. Then, the father gave him a cheque of $300. The son cashed the cheque and invested it in obedience to the verbal agreement that he had with his father. Some months later, the father asked the son how he was faring. The son responded that his business was improving. The father left him. ...

TODAY'S HEADLINES: Mon. 29th January 2018

PUNCH *Buhari says millions of Nigerians will join APC soon *Killings by herdsmen: Osinbajo panel wants increased military presence in trouble spots *Obasanjos daughter, Iyabo, backs dad on letter to Buhari *Whistle-blowing: FG suspends two officials, probes others for fraud *APCs 389 candidates clear Osun LG poll *Ex-commissioner sues Fayose, seeks N20bn in damages over libel *Judiciary workers, SERAP kick as Abia lawmakers suspend CJ *EFCC grills prison officials over N300m Patience Jonathans contract *Killings forced 10,000 pupils out of school Benue SUBEB *At FGs night of tributes, Osinbajo, others hail Ekwueme *Obasanjos PhD, a challenge to youths, ex-IGP, VCs *Car owners to pay N200 at Lekki toll plaza *Im ready for fair trial Ex-gov Shema *Yewa youths unveil N200m unity house *CPC, LASG move to fight consumer abuse *FCT policemen lament breakdown of 13 patrol vehicles *HURIWA knocks Dan-Ali for justifying killings by herdsmen www.punchng.com/ VANGUARD *To fig...

#Nigeria English 101

You're taking it personal ❌ You're taking it personally ✔️ He is matured ❌ He is mature ✔️ He has matured ✔️ The reason is Because ❌ The reason is that ✔️ My stuffs ❌ My stuff ✔️ Night vigil ❌ Vigil ✔️ Traveling bag ❌ Travel Bag ✔️ As at when due ❌ As and when due ✔ Be rest assured ❌ Rest assured ✔️ I'm hearing you ❌ I can hear you ✔️ My names are ❌ My name is ✔️ All manners of ❌ All manner of ✔️ She delivered a baby boy ❌ She was delivered of a baby boy ✔️ Lacking behind ❌ Lagging behind ✔️ Crack your brain ❌ Rack your brain ✔️ Return it back ❌ Return it ✔️ Nigeria comprises of 36 states ❌ Nigeria comprises 36 states ✔...

*NEWS HEADLINES FOR SUNDAY, 28TH JANUARY 2018.*

*PUNCH* Obasanjos statement: Mass defection looms in NAssembly, ex-President contacts lawmakers Kwankwaso vows to visit Kano Outrage greets FGs threat to monitor VIPs, others social media posts Benue APC demands defence ministers resignation Herdsmen burn Plateau village houses, kill 100-year-old man, others Bayelsa power supply Planned cattle ranches, ploy to create havens for herdsmen MASSOB Bayelsa youths shut transmission station, cause outage, says disco Obasanjos letter ll enhance Buharis victory in 2019 Begin change with restructuring, South-South leaders tell FG Violence, low turnout mar Osun LG polls Herdsmen crisis, colony proposal could destroy APC Lam-Adesina Aboderin commends Ajimobi, announces 2019 ambition Akeredolu yet to perform in Ondo, says MPPP Afenifere, CSOs doubt APCs sincerity on true federalism Farmers lament illegal palm oil importation Herdsmen: No insurance compensation for farmers Farmers lament illegal palm oil importation *VANGUARD* Ok...

*NEWS HEADLINES FOR SUNDAY, 28TH JANUARY 2018.*

*PUNCH* Obasanjos statement: Mass defection looms in NAssembly, ex-President contacts lawmakers Kwankwaso vows to visit Kano Outrage greets FGs threat to monitor VIPs, others social media posts Benue APC demands defence ministers resignation Herdsmen burn Plateau village houses, kill 100-year-old man, others Bayelsa power supply Planned cattle ranches, ploy to create havens for herdsmen MASSOB Bayelsa youths shut transmission station, cause outage, says disco Obasanjos letter ll enhance Buharis victory in 2019 Begin change with restructuring, South-South leaders tell FG Violence, low turnout mar Osun LG polls Herdsmen crisis, colony proposal could destroy APC Lam-Adesina Aboderin commends Ajimobi, announces 2019 ambition Akeredolu yet to perform in Ondo, says MPPP Afenifere, CSOs doubt APCs sincerity on true federalism Farmers lament illegal palm oil importation Herdsmen: No insurance compensation for farmers Farmers lament illegal palm oil importation *VANGUARD* Ok...

WAKE UP CALL for all MOTHERS

I wish to express my anger and total disappointment in some Parents. How can a parent drop a child off at school without running a proper check on uniform,shoes and content of the bag? How? I'm totally disappointed in the kind of mothers we have today.  A child came to school with scorpion in her shoes. Yes you heard me right!!! "Scorpion in her shoes". This happened in the class before mine. Just after I made the post about one of my pupils talking about "classes of food" This child is Just in year 1(grade 1/primary 1). She came to school in tears,and was dragged down from the car all the way to class by her mum. The mother refused to offer any reasonable explanation and only said "don't mind her,she is being naughty,she doesn't want to come to school and is only using leg pain as an excuse". In class,this child kept screaming at intervals while crying uncontrollably. She didn't participate in the drills as she came a little  bit late...

*NEWS HEADLINES* -25 January 2018

FG fires back at Obasanjo: Says ex-President too busy to know good things being done. El-Rufai C'ttee to submit report on restructuring, Thu. It's unfair to call for Buhari's removal, impeachment - Adamu. President taps Edward Adamu, New Deputy CBN Gov. We've not ended continuous voter registration- INEC. We've taken Obj's admonition in good faith - FG. Ohaneze urges Ndigbo to standstill for Ekwueme. Letter to Buhari: Obj should learn to respect other people - Sagay. EFCC detains ex-SGF, Babachir Lawal. Lassa fever spreads to 10 states, kills 6. NASU vows to continue strike over N9bn arrears. 85 INEC staff died last year - Chairman. Plot against Saraki thickens. Buhari violates my right to free movement, Oby Ezekwesili alleges. Senate's embargo on Buhari appointees remains - Saraki. Senate advocates impeachment for non-performing president, Govs. Reps begin moves for fish importation ban. Reps call for establishment of TSA agency. Senate as...

Spend Less when you visit these tourist attractions in Nigeria

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We know Nigeria is a country made up of stunning landscapes and beautiful tourist locations in its different states, and there are so many places you can have an affordable vacation. We often find thousands of tourists coming in to experience amazing festivals such as Sango Festival, eat delicious local delicacies like Afam soup, and dine in some of the luxury hotels around the country such as Golf Le-Meridian Hotel in Akwa Ibom. We have picked five cheap vacation places in Nigeria that you can visit. Ibadan In Ibadan, you can shop cheap at the numerous markets around the city, and visit places like the Ibadan Zoo and Ibadan Botanical Garden inside the University of Ibadan where the gate fee is merely up to N200. In Ibadan, you are not missing the hype that flows from the vibrant city of Lagos nearby. It is an ancient city that started flourishing around the 18th century. Along Ring Road is Scrolab Executive Hotel with rates that start from N4,500 per night Ikom Ikom may not ...

RAW RELIVE, The 25th year event

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On a night when Raw celebrated its 25th anniversary in two separate locations across New York City – The Barclays Center and The Manhattan Center – Raw and SmackDown LIVE Commissioners Stephanie and Shane McMahon put aside their rivalry to commemorate the occasion and offer their congratulations to Mr. McMahon himself. And so, in his own special way, did “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. The night seemed to be going well for the McMahon family at first, as Stephanie and Shane introduced their father and presented him with a plaque to commemorate the achievement. The Chairman saw this tribute as insufficient at best, and he went from “smelling the roses” to turning on his children and the assembled WWE Universe. An infuriated McMahon proclaimed he had singlehandedly transformed Raw into an institution and had no one to share the credit with, at which point the glass shattered and his face went white. Proving that wherever Mr. McMahon goes, “Stone Cold” is never far behind, the former WWE C...

A CLARION CALL OBASANJO'S LETTER TO BUHARI, CABALS

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Since we are still in the month of January, it is appropriate to wish all Nigerians Happy 2018. I am constrained to issue this special statement at this time considering the situation of the country. Some of you may be asking, “What has brought about this special occasion of Obasanjo issuing a Special Statement?” You will be right to ask such a question. But there is a Yoruba saying that ‘when lice abound in your clothes, your fingernails will never be dried of blood’. When I was in the village, to make sure that lice die, you put them between two fingernails and press hard to ensure they die and they always leave blood stains on the fingernails. To ensure you do not have blood on your fingernails, you have to ensure that lice are not harboured anywhere within your vicinity. The lice of poor performance in government – poverty, insecurity, poor economic management, nepotism, gross dereliction of duty, condonation of misdeed – if not outright encouragement of it, lack of progre...

OSCAR NOMINATION 2018

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Oscar nominations for the 90th annual awards were announced on Tuesday morning from the Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills, Calif. Academy President John Bailey was joined by Tiffany Haddish and Andy Serkis to reveal the nominees in 24 categories. Guillermo del Toro's "The Shape of Water" is expected to continue its awards show streak, while Christopher Nolan's "Dunkirk," Martin McDonagh's "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri," Greta Gerwig's "Lady Bird," Luca Guadagnino's "Call Me by Your Name," and Steven Spielberg's "The Post" are also expected to score nominations. The Academy Awards -- hosted by Jimmy Kimmel for the second time -- will air live on ABC on March 4. Best Picture: “Call Me by Your Name” "Darkest Hour" “Dunkirk” "Get Out" "Lady Bird" "Phantom Thread" "The Post" "The Shape of Wat...